Let Me Get This Straight.
kosherslice: So a pro football player burns roughly 650 calories in 1 hour. A dci member burns roughly up to 700 in a full run of an 11 minute show. So is it a Marching field or a Football field? It’s just band. It really is just band.
fartgallery: I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
There's just as much of a difference between being...
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
cliterallysame: legit-humour: why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted this is legit humour
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD LOOK PIZZA my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
Fitch the Homeless. Nailed it. →
napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr Just don’t feed it after midnight.
Anonymous asked: Heh, you woulda thought that that one came from me.
Anonymous asked: You don't know me, but you seem like a nice guy and I just needed someone to just hear this. Because I'm afraid that I'm going to die alone without ever being loved, because even though I care, no one else seems to. And it doesn't matter how hard or try or how much I care, no one cares back. And no boy has ever told me I'm pretty and I just want to be so bad but I'm...
clean-eating-dirty-workouts asked: Could you let your followers know I'm a fitblr who follows back :)
Me first joining tumblr to lose weight: i want to lose 20lbs in a week and i want to be stick thin
Me now: i want to be able to win the hunger games and lift a hippo